Cow Economics....

> TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> You retire on the income.

> INFOSYS ECONOMICS
> You have 2 cows
> You put both of them on the bench
> And hire another to do the job.

> TCS ECONOMICS
> You have 2 cows
> You tell them that only one will go onsite abroad.
> You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.
> Both of them die after fighting.

> SATYAM Economics
> You have 2 cows
> You send one cow abroad while the other one stays in India.
> You tell the customer that you will deliver World class milk.
> The cow at the customer site accesses and remotely drinks the milk from India.
> The cow back home in India accesses and remotely drinks the milk from the cow present at the customer site.
> Customer watches this spectacle totally confused and getting worried on what's happening. On probing, the cow says that it will deliver Global milk with the right proportion of milk/water.After 6 months, the cow(Called as Cash-Cow by Satyam) delivers water to the client and disappers from the back door leaving the client gasping with shock.

> HCL ECONOMICS
> You have 2 cows
> You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.
> They run away.

> WIPRO Economics
> You have 2 cows
> You train them for two months on how to milk themselves.
> Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.

> INDIAN ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
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> PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
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> You dont have any cows.
> You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
> You ask the US for financial aid, China for military
> aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for
> machines, Germany for technology, French for
> submarines, Switzerland for loans,Russia for drugs
> and Japan for equipment.You buy the cows with all
> this and claim of exploitation by the world.
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> AMERICAN ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You sell one and force the other
> to produce the milk of four cows.
> You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
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> FRENCH ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
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> GERMAN ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
> eat once a month and milk themselves.
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> BRITISH ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> They are both mad cows.
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> ITALIAN ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You don't know where they are.
> You break for lunch.
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> SWISS ECONOMICS
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> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
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> JAPANESE ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size
> of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create cute cartoon cow images called
> Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
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> RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn
> you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn
> you have 17 cows.
> You give up counting and open another bottle of
> vodka.
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> CHINESE ECONOMICS
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> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
> and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.